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Sunday, February 28, 2010

Illegal Immigration

Certain people are angry that the US might protect its
own borders, might make it harder to sneak into this
country and, once here, to stay indefinitely.

Let me see if I correctly understand the thinking
behind these protests. Let's say I break into your
house. Let's say that when you discover me in your
house, you insist that I leave. But I say, "I've made
all the beds and washed the dishes and did the laundry
and swept the floors. I've done all the things you
don't like to do. I'm hard-working and honest (except
for when I broke into your house.)

According to the protesters:
a. You are required to let me stay in your house.
b. You are required to add me to your family's
insurance plan.
c. You are required to educate my kids.
d. You are required to provide other benefits to me
and to my family (my husband will do all of your yard
work because he is also hard-working and honest,
except for that breaking in part.)

If you try to call the police or force me out, I shall
call my friends who will picket your house carrying
signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there.

It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer
house than I do and I'm just trying to better myself.
I'm a hard-working an d honest person, except for well,
you know, I did break into your house.

And what a deal it is for me!!! I live in your house,
contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep
and there is nothing you can do about it without you
being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced
and bigoted behavior. Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you to
learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so that you can communicate with
me.

Why can't people see how ridiculous this is? …..ONLY
IN AMERICA..... If you agree, pass it on (IN ENGLISH.)
Share it if you see the value of it.

If not blow it off......... along with your future
Social Security funds and a lot of other things.

Happiness

A wise man once said to me that as a man in a relationship you have two choices in life. You can be right or you can be happy. You can't be both. Because as long as she's not right, you're not happy. Think about it. Last argument...did you argue until you were right and she's was annoyed so now no one is happy. Or... did you say "yeah alright your right" and walk away so she's happy and essentially so are you. You ain't getting none when she's pissed

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Late nite TV

You would think that if you watch TV late enough each nite you will find a cure for everything. Get rich now! Eliminate all debt! Knives sharp enough to cut metal! The Rotato! You can be bigger! I can? Really? Yeah right. Now back to my favorite......Baldness can be eliminated. There has got to be at least a half dozen of the bald infomercials on every nite. The best being "spray on hair". This stuff is so real looking your girlfriend won't even know you have it on. If my girlfriend is dumb enough not to realize I've spray painted my head(I don't need to), then I don't need to spray paint my head, she's an idiot. Let's be honest. She has to be an idiot. Dating an idiot can be fun and at the same time....let's not go there.
The real problem with baldness is that it's caused by excessive testosterone. Now you got all this testosterone, but the women don't want you. Your bald. They want the guy with a full head of hair(Madison Ave tells us so) and probably low testosterone. What do you do? Go gay with another bald guy? That's an option if it floats your boat. I don't judge. Or. Find a woman who thinks bald is sexy. They are out there. I've seen it. I got friends who are bald and have done quite well for themselves with the fairer sex.
I my self have plenty of hair. If I started going bald in patches, there are guys out there and you know who you are, I would just shave my head. The guy with the crown and the comb over. ugh. Or the guy with a full head until he turns around, big round spot on the top. Or the guy with the crown and the tuft in the middle that he just combs back. They are out there.
Give it up. Bald. Live with it

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Health Care

The Truth About the Health Care Bills - Michael Connelly, Ret. Constitutional Attorney


Well, I have done it! I have read the entire text of proposed House Bill 3200: The Affordable Health Care Choices Act of
2009. I studied it with particular emphasis from my area of expertise, constitutional law. I was frankly concerned that parts of the proposed law that were being discussed might be unconstitutional. What I found was far worse than what I had heard or expected.

To begin with, much of what has been said about the law and its implications is in fact true, despite what the Democrats and the media are saying. The law does provide for rationing of health care, particularly where senior citizens and other classes of citizens are involved, free health care for illegal immigrants, free abortion services, and probably forced participation in abortions by members of the medical profession.

The Bill will also eventually force private insurance companies out of business, and put everyone into a government run system. All decisions about personal health care will ultimately be made by federal bureaucrats, and most of them will not be health care professionals. Hospital admissions, payments to physicians, and allocations of necessary medical devices will be strictly controlled by the government.

However, as scary as all of that is, it just scratches the surface. In fact, I have concluded that this legislation really has no intention of providing affordable health care choices. Instead it is a convenient cover for the most massive transfer of power to the Executive Branch of government that has ever occurred, or even been contemplated If this law or a similar one is adopted, major portions of the Constitution of the United States will effectively have been destroyed.

The first thing to go will be the masterfully crafted balance of power between the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches of the U.S. Government. The Congress will be transferring to the Obama Administration authority in a number of different areas over the lives of the American people, and the businesses they own.

The irony is that the Congress doesn't have any authority to legislate in most of those areas to begin with! I defy anyone to read the text of the U.S. Constitution and find any authority granted to the members of Congress to regulate health care.

This legislation also provides for access, by the appointees of the Obama administration, of all of your personal healthcare direct violation of the specific provisions of the 4th Amendment to the Constitution information, your personal financial information, and the information of your employer, physician, and hospital. All of this is a protecting against unreasonable searches and seizures. You can also forget about the right to privacy. That will have been legislated into oblivion regardless of what the 3rd and 4th Amendments may provide.

If you decide not to have healthcare insurance, or if you have private insurance that is not deemed acceptable to the Health Choices Administrator appointed by Obama, there will be a tax imposed on you. It is called a tax instead of a fine because of the intent to avoid application of the due process clause of the 5th Amendment. However, that doesn't work because since there is nothing in the law that allows you to contest or appeal the imposition of the tax, it is definitely depriving someone of property without the due process of law.

So, there are three of those pesky amendments that the far left hate so much, out the original ten in the Bill of Rights, that are effectively nullified by this law It doesn't stop there though.

The 9th Amendment that provides: The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people;

The 10th Amendment states: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are preserved to the States respectively, or to the people. Under the provisions of this piece of Congressional handiwork neither the people nor the states are going to have any rights or powers at all in many areas that once were theirs to control.

I could write many more pages about this legislation, but I think you get the idea. This is not about health care; it is about seizing power and limiting rights. Article 6 of the Constitution requires the members of both houses of Congress to "be bound by oath or affirmation to support the Constitution." If I was a member of Congress I would not be able to vote for this legislation or anything like it, without feeling I was violating that sacred oath or affirmation. If I voted for it anyway, I would hope the American people would hold me accountable.

For those who might doubt the nature of this threat, I suggest theyconsult the source, the US Constitution, and Bill of Rights. There you can see exactly what we are about to have taken from us.

Michael Connelly Retired attorney, Constitutional Law Instructor Carrollton , Texas



AFTER HAVING READ THIS, PLEASE FORWARD....

If you don't care about our constitution, or your rights under it, just do nothing.

WE MUST HOLD CONGRESS ACCOUNTABLE BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.

An alarming view of what this health care bill is attempting to change!

snopes.com: Michael Connelly on the Constitutionality of Health Care Reform

Fishing

I like fishing. I really do. I find it very relaxing and in just a moment it becomes exiciting. But. And it's a big but, not fat chick on the bus big, but big. I HATE watching it on television. Maybe because I don't want to watch the other guy having a good time or relaxing when I can't. It's not the same as watching baseball, football or even NASCAR(which I don't) because they get paid to do something that 98% of the population can not do as well as them. I mean these fishing guys get paid too. They are "professionals"(pro fisherman?) I find it extremely dull to watch someone else do this. I actually do feel sorry for one guy. The guy who has to sit through hours of footage of some guys sitting in a boat waiting for a fish to strike. This schmo sits and watches 5 or 6 hours of somebody else fishing so that he can find the 20 minutes that might make up a half hour show(including the sponsor's ads). That's almost as bad as the guy who has to watch some redneck sitting in a tree hoping that a deer walks by, for 5 or 6 hours. I don't care if he's getting paid or not. If he doesn't come up with something that's reasonably interesting he's looking for a new job. Maybe that wouldn't be a bad idea. But unemployment sucks

Men are smarter than women

I think it's official. Men must be smarter than women. I know there are women out there that must think I'm crazy, my wife included. But, think about this. Women are always complaining about the toilet seat. Leave it down, leave it down, leave it down. Why? Because they might have to run in and go right away and if we leave it up they might fall in.
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'm going to let women in on a little secret. Don't try to stop me. Sometimes guys have to sit on the bowl too. But no matter how bad I have to go, I always check to make sure the seat is down. You see, I'm not dumb enough to fall in. I check first, and there have been times I'm lucky enough to get my pants off. But I still check first.
Or how bout this crap. "Something might fall in." OK. Something might. But I'm not leaving anything of value next to the bowl. Why would I? Can you name anything next to your bowl that's valuable? Why in God's name would you leave anything valuable in the bathroom. The most expensive thing in my bathroom is my electric razor, and I make sure that it's not hanging over the bowl. First of all it's ELECTRIC. Try and fish that out. Not happening. Second, again why is it there.
Or how about this one. The politness angle. It's polite for you to leave it down for her. OK. The selfish bitch wants me to leave it down. How about she leaves it up for me. Politely leave it up. Don't we as men deserve a little politeness directed towards us. I sure as hell think so.
Now, I know that some people don't agree with me. But I don't care. If I needed their opinion I would remove the duct tape.

Job...it's a living.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a Maytag repairman. I know that doesn't sound like much, but do you remember the commercial? Guy sits around doing nothing all day and complaining about it. I thought to myself "why wouldn't someone like that, do nothing and get paid". That's the job for me. It wasn't till later that I found out that you actually have to fix something to get paid. There's no money in that. So, I got realistic in my endeavors. I wanted something with enjoyable work, good hours, good benefits and paid well. I decided to become a rock star. Money...tons of it. Work...it's music what's not to like. Hours...rock n roll all nite and party every day. Benefits...look at the arm candy. Can't sing. Can't play worth a shit. So, what do I do. I am now a proud member of the US Postal Service. Going postal...it's a good thing