Late nite TV

You would think that if you watch TV late enough each nite you will find a cure for everything. Get rich now! Eliminate all debt! Knives sharp enough to cut metal! The Rotato! You can be bigger! I can? Really? Yeah right. Now back to my favorite......Baldness can be eliminated. There has got to be at least a half dozen of the bald infomercials on every nite. The best being "spray on hair". This stuff is so real looking your girlfriend won't even know you have it on. If my girlfriend is dumb enough not to realize I've spray painted my head(I don't need to), then I don't need to spray paint my head, she's an idiot. Let's be honest. She has to be an idiot. Dating an idiot can be fun and at the same time....let's not go there.
The real problem with baldness is that it's caused by excessive testosterone. Now you got all this testosterone, but the women don't want you. Your bald. They want the guy with a full head of hair(Madison Ave tells us so) and probably low testosterone. What do you do? Go gay with another bald guy? That's an option if it floats your boat. I don't judge. Or. Find a woman who thinks bald is sexy. They are out there. I've seen it. I got friends who are bald and have done quite well for themselves with the fairer sex.
I my self have plenty of hair. If I started going bald in patches, there are guys out there and you know who you are, I would just shave my head. The guy with the crown and the comb over. ugh. Or the guy with a full head until he turns around, big round spot on the top. Or the guy with the crown and the tuft in the middle that he just combs back. They are out there.
Give it up. Bald. Live with it